SJGOAB

This is my new favorite epithet. Actually, it's an abbreviation. The actual epithet (epithetal phrase?) is Sweet Jesus Gay on a Breadstick.

Credit goes to 3 people:

• Tom and Lorenzo of Project Rungay for coining, or at least introducing into the blogger lexicon, "Sweet Jesus on a breadstick."
• Julie of A Little Pregnant for the same with "Sweet Jesus gay."
• Jenn of general copywriting awesomeness for mashing them up.

Here's an example of everyday use: "Sweet Jesus gay on a breadstick! Did you read this article about parents in Chicago hiring tutors to help their kindergarteners cram for public school entrance exams?"

Feel free to use regularly. I know I will.

I'm pretty sure Jesus won't mind. I like to think of Him as having a wicked good sense of humor. Like this. And possibly like this.